Happiness Odetunde

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You know all those weird and funny dreams you use to have...

Those are the behind the scene of all your lies. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

Ronaldo on if he misses Messi since he moved to Italy:ย 

"We have shared the stage 15 years. I don't know if that's happened before in football โ€“ the same two guys, all the time. Of course we have a good relationship. We haven't had dinner together yet, but maybe in the future!" said Ronaldo.

"We had that battle in Spain, I pushed him and he pushed me. So it's good to be part of history of football."

7:30 AM

So I decided to get an Opay ride.
The Bike man gave me a helmet to wear.

I looked inside to see if it was neat enough.
Then I heard a small voice telling me, โ€˜โ€™What if you wear it and disappear?โ€™โ€™. Then I said to the voice, โ€˜โ€™gbenu e sonu? She mo jo Abija wara ni?โ€™โ€™ .
I donned the helmet, at least if I disappear, let me land in a restaurant, where I can see some fellow spirits; like a seven-Spirited Ogbono soup with Eba.

Little did I know something else terrible was coming my way.

As I arrived my destination, I alighted.
Just as I was about to pull off my helmet,ย my wig came off with it.ย 

I was left with finding the best separating technique for removing wig from helmet.

Should I still rate this OPay ride well?
Sho pay me bayi?๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธย 

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